Me too! Hi I'm bestselling author J.B. O'Neil, and I'd love to send you a FREE audiobook version of my hilarious new book called "Ninja Farts."

Here's what readers are saying about my side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book Series:

• "I'm a 22 year old man, and Milo Snotrocket had me splitting my sides! I can't wait to sit with my nephew to read this book again and again." ~ Sam B.
• "This book had me giggling and I can't wait until my daughter is old enough to understand the jokes so my wife will stop thinking I'm weird for picking up books like this for myself!" ~ B. Moore
• "Both my 3-year old son and 6-year old daughter LOVE these Fart Books. In fact, my wife heard us all laughing at it... she came in, started giggling...then SHE burst out laughing, so hard she cried. This is pure magic. Great pictures too!"
      ~ J. Rhodes

This mp3 audiobook currently sells for $9.97, but you can access it instantly and listen to it right now (you and your kids will love the stinky sound effects!).

Just click "Download Now" and enter your name and email address (so I know where to send it), and I'll deliver this hilarious "Ninja Farts" audiobook right to your inbox!